Burgundy heavy metal shirt

The indisputably greatest article on Wikipedia is the Metal Umlaut. First used by Blue Öyster Cult, but most infamously noted by Lemmy of Motörhead as to why he added it to his band’s name: “I thought it looked mean.  That’s the thing, innit?”  For aesthetics rather than pronunciation, we give this gothic horror effect to the most vaunted of regions – let’s make Burgundy meaner.